fang an zu leben

gaymerlvl-pharmercy:

hijabby:

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video

hoemme-couture:

wintersoldierogers:

kitkatreads13:

wintersoldierogers:

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

because they wanted to

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

emmersdrawberry:

writeasrayne:

prorevenge:

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.”
Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.

Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve

totallyboardaf:

brownmuva:

doaasadek:

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

lohver:

self reminder: you’re still young and you’re not supposed to have your whole life figured out yet. don’t stress. everything will work out

Held

Du bist mein Held.

Weil sogar der BH-Kauf mit dir Spaß macht
und dir meine Brüste immer gefallen.

Weil du dir die Welt mit mir ansiehst,
Städte mit mir erkundest und
meine kleine Welt auf den Kopf stellst,
sie erweiterst und
behütest.

Weil du kochst wie Jamie Oliver
und wir essen wie Keith Martin.

Weil du mich zusammen hältst und alles andere auch
und dafür sorgst, dass ich nie den Boden unter den Füßen
verliere.

Weil du mich immer küsst -
egal wann die Zahnbürste das letzte Mal gesehen wurde.

Weil du immer Verständnis hast
oder zumindest versuchst die Dinge zu verstehen.

Weil du mit mir singst,
obwohl es laut und falsch ist.

Weil du dich stets sorgst und bemühst und machst und tust
und dich selbst dabei manchmal vergisst.

Weil du nicht „nein“ sagen kannst.

Weil du dich um die wichtigen Dinge wie Bewerbungen
kümmerst, versuchst mich zu motivieren
und immer hilfst.

Weil du mir fast jede Angst nimmst
und an mich glaubst und mich
immer unterstützt.

Weil du immer da bist.

Weil du geduldig bist und mich erträgst,
egal wie anstrengend, anhänglich, arrogant
oder arschig ich bin.

Weil du mutig bist und lachst und weinst
und sagst was du denkst
und zu dir stehst.

Weil du mit deiner Anwesenheit die Zeit anhältst
und zugleich dafür sorgst, dass die Tage verfliegen.

Weil nichts tun mit dir das schönste ist.

Weil du mir Sicherheit gibst und ich
sicher sein kann, dass wir nichts außer uns brauchen.

Weil ich nachts um drei schlaflos über dich schreibe.

Weil du mir heimliche Gedanken über ein „für immer“
bereitest, obwohl ich jeden stets für so etwas belächelt habe.

Weil du immer etwas von dir bei mir lässt.

Weil du so sehr an uns glaubst.

Weil du für mich mit mir frühstückst,
obwohl du viel lieber Mittag isst.

Weil du immer aufmerksam bist.

Weil du eine betäubende Stille hinterlässt,
wann immer du gehst und es
verdammt leer ist ohne dich und das Bett
plötzlich viel zu groß wirkt.

Weil du immer respektvoll bist.

Weil du keine Zweifel offen lässt.

Weil du mich nie als selbstverständlich wahrnimmst
und das hin und wieder klar stellst.

Weil du immer zuhörst
und zu jedem Klatsch und Tratsch was zu sagen hast.

Weil du mir nie zu viel bist
und ich nach mehr als einer Woche aufeinanderhängen
immer noch nicht genug von dir habe.

Weil du mich liebst,
wie ich mich noch nie geliebt gefühlt habe.

Du bist mein Held.
Ich liebe dich.

just-shower-thoughts:

You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.

daisyzcrown:

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Same.

flowury:

so much can change in a year